Funny Birthday Card Messages

When our beloved have their birthday, sometimes we do not know what to say in their birthday card. You can write something funny for example. If you like to write something funny, you can check resources below:

Or, you can also take some of the funny birthday card messages below:

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you just have less time to live.

You are as old as you can act.

I expect you to know older people are revered and respected in some cultures, so have a fantastic birthday, oh great one!

The more you have birthdays the longer you live.

You must grow older but you don't have to grow up.

Your age is the same as your style.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

You can count on me not to send you one of those rude and insulting cards about getting another year older because I know how sensitive old people can be about their age.

You are growing old, but I know there is a younger person within you, who wonders… What the hell happened?

You are not old if you can read this without using a magnifying glass or even your spectacles!

Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year… You can imagine how old you would be if it came every day.

My golden words for your birthday…"Smile while you still have teeth!"

Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can't change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!